What Your Parents Never Told You About Santa

Setting:
From the crisp sky of a December midnight into the warmth of a loving holiday home.

Character List:
Santa, a crotchety old man with beady, glowing red eyes who has nothing better to do on Christmas Eve but to break and enter unsuspecting victims' houses.

Cedric, Santa's vertically challenged helper, who follows Santa around in an orange penitentiary jumpsuit.

Grady, a young, naive child, who wears green pajamas with Sesame Street characters on them.

Mr. McDoozer, Grady's Father, who wears red silk pajamas.


Plot Outline:
All Grady's life, he has heard that Santa and his elves are good and jolly, but on this Christmas Eve, he learns that his inklings of them were wrong.




Santa: *with his head elf, Cedric, on the sleigh* So ho ho! Which unsuspecting victim should we charge on next?

Cedric: Mwahahaha, I love your wonderful wickedness, Claus! *leans over the sleigh and points to a house* Why not there?

Santa: Yes, yes, that is good. *lands on th...