Traditional IRA vs Roth IRA in a mocking presentation

I would choose for the tradition IRA for retirement so it could be a tax-deductible and dividends are tax-deferred. You would choose a variable or fixed rate account. The variable IRA accrues dividends daily and they paid quarterly with no required terms. The fixed rate IRA is available for accounts with minimum of $500. The 18-month term certificate earns daily interest and is paid semi-annually.
Retirement tax rates that may be much lower than it is today, is another good reason why to choose a Traditional IRA. Even though you need to be 701/2 years old and Contribute the lesser of 100% of earned income or a maximum of:
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