My Essay

This site is very hard to register with when you don't have an essay to submit. So, instead, I'm going to talk about crumpets. Crumpets are light and airy, and taste real good with jam and butter. Hmm, butter. If you want to be a sterotype, it is also nice to eat crumpets with tea. If you do this, it is advisable to stick your pinky finger up while drinking said tea, and to also speak in an affected English accent. Crumpe...