Ironic Autobiography

I am a complex being, the core to an arduous maze. My mind imbibes important information; I remember people¡¦s birthdays. I learned in grade 9 science that Saskatchewan is so flat you can sit and watch your dog run away for a week. My dexterous typing skills have helped me master difficult computer programs like MSN and ICQ where the key object is to press enter with accuracy. I can fold socks and underwear into a perfect sphere, as orbicular as the Earth.
My intellectual mind allows me to draw so aesthetically that some people visualize a fish while others see a house in my famous work of the Mona Lisa. I play the violin and the piano at the same time using one hand. But I should learn how to make use of my toes. Perhaps I sh...