how to make up a b.s. paper

Say you are trying to register for a website that requires you to create an essay. You may want to create a paper very quickly. The first thing you have to do is to pick a subject. Like oranges.

I like oranges. Oranges are good. They are very sweet. I like oranges from California and Florida. Although, since I am originally from Florida, I am biased towards Florida oranges. So, please go out and buy a bag of oranges today!
From: AstrHippie (astrhippie@aol.com)
Subject: "Florida Oranges"
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Newsgroups: alt.teens.poetry.and.stuff
Date: 1998/09/20


Okie everyone.. hi. I started writing this in my 2nd period study hall and
i'd like to hear C&C and anything you think would help this... it's kinda
"sketchy" right now, ya might say... so here's my latest song! :)

"Florida...