How To Cork A Bat

With Sammy Sosa corking his bat and it breaking, everyone now wants to cork theirs. Just take a bat and screw a whole i inch in diameter about 8 inches down the barrel of the bat. Place crushed up super balls in the bat and cement the bat back up. You have yourself a corked bat. Now you can be like the Slammin' Sammy Sosa and hit homeruns, and then if you get caught just say you grabbed the wrong ba...