Head-Rushes essay

One day, I wanted to get a head rush, so I decided to skydive out of an airplane over the Atlantic Ocean. I saw many things such as a boating contest and the Lochness Monster. All of a sudden, I saw a huge storm approaching, and it blew me all the way to the Statue of Liberty, onto the torch, then I thought to myself, how am I going to get down from here. Then I remembered I had flares just in case something ever went wrong, but out of know where Gary Coleman flew from the sky and told me I was on a big assignment, but did not tell me what it was. The former Different Strokes funny kid left my sight and I dosed off. The next morning I woke up and the flares were gone, somehow, someway the little guy ran off with them. I through on my glasses, looked out of my binoculars and realized I was not where ...