Getting around to it

I will get around to writing an essay soon. This is ridiculous. I'm wanting to read some essays and I have to write this in order to register.
If you are reading this I'd advise you to stop now ...there will only be a lot more dribble to come so I can reach 250 words at speed.
It's not easy thinking of things to say when the only thing that's in my head is 250 words. How many have I written now? Will this outfit refuse to rgister me because this piece of writing doesn't...