Enronian

Enron gave us such a scare
We had to divert you elsewhere
We have Faux News in on the scam
We sent Cheney underground
When bin Laden could not be found
We diverted you from air and ground
We made Hussein an imminent threat
The curious timing went unchecked

We will divert you Here and There
We will divert you Anywhere

We will shout and sound alarms
Claiming to be protecting you from harm
We will create colors of fear
And keep you posted that danger is near
We will rob your pension funds
We will blame you and the bubble effect
We will do all this because we can
And if it ain't legal what the heck
We will change the laws for our benefit

We will divert you Here an...