elvis the man

elvis is cool, elvis is great. elvis used to dance, he ate alot. he didnt eat a lot. he smelt he didnt smell to bad though, he once ate forty sandwiches. elvis is funny elvi is not funny. elvis is a goober. elvis is not a goober. elvis sang a lot of beautiful songs. elvis was a hederosexual, elvis had sex with lots of women. elvis was the greatest man to ever live, or was he. elvis ate his own boogers. whats that all about. he was a breakdan...