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As I open the Sunday newspaper to the help wanted ads, I notice several listings. I only want a part-time job; I want to be able to stay home with the children. I feel pretty confident because I posses all the skills needed. I call the number and schedule an appointment for the interview.
It has been a couple of years since I have been in the work place, I’ll need to polish up my resume. I’ll fill in the time period gap with the position “Home Domesticator”. That sounds professional for taking care of the home. I’ll need to be sure to use the engineering firm that I worked at previously as a reference.
I tell my family about the possibility of going back to work part-time. My spouse and children are children are supportive. Everyone knows, including my spouse, that everyone will have to do extra household chores.
It’s the day of the interview, I am excited and nervous. I carefully pick out a professional looking suit, and then I make sure my...