Celebrity

Celebrity

Kyle Hawkins was what you’d call a self made man. His was a life that was by no means ordinary.
Kyle was born to a middle class family living in post-nuclear Suburbia, devout churchgoers, decent, and uncommonly traditional. Needless to say, the aspirations his folks would have for him were humble, but respectable – get a well-paying job, college or not, a loving wife, a large family and bring them to visit their grandparents on Thanksgiving and Christmas and in the summertime. Wear the tie with pride, keep the white shirt crisp, and love your work. Read the Bible on family nights, and then have a game of Uno or Monopoly. Go out for ice cream after church on Sundays, help the kids with their homework on the weekdays, and take everyone out to a simple restaurant on Saturdays.
So it would come as no surprise that Kyle Hawkins ended up going to a two-bit art school and caught what was to him a big break as a music video director, after sleeping with a pro...