A Free Trip Out Of Here

Don’t like the place you are renting and want to live somewhere else besides this wretched hole? Abiding by these three simple steps: not paying rent to the landlord, bringing friends over and partying late, and creating a path of destruction in your wake. Thus, if you follow my advice you will bound to be booted out of your apartment for eternity.
The first step, irritating your property owner by being as ignorant and inconsiderable as possible. Do the things that you were told never to do. When the landlord comes around at the beginning of every month to collect the rent for the previous month simply ignore him or her and let the bills accumulate and pill up long past due. Annoy your neighbors in every possible way. Take no notice of them as if they did not exist and never show respect to y...