Why You Are So Gay?

I believe you are so gay because you have nothing better to do with your time than read this stupid attempt to get free essays. This homosexuality has obviously been instilled into you from birth, and thus it's emmancipation from your primitive hetrosexual nature is inexorable. I may be wrong on this topic however, this is because I too am writing this self-satisfying piece of crap. I however do not appear to be gay, and here we encounter a problem. Th...