Why this website sucks

This website sucks because it makes you submit your own essay. I just need an essay for class, and this is the only essay I have lying around. So there. Two hundred and fifty words? Oh come on... I guess I can come up with it... Blah blah blah blah... Great expectations sucks... I'm only making this essay so that I might gain access to this website for about 5 minutes. Isn't that great? How long is 250 words? Is this enoug...