Why Ilike to shit in clean toilets.

Now, lets see, if i don't shit in a clean toilet, i might get pinworms or another deadly disease that could eat my arse away and destroy my bowel functions.Especially public toilets.God knows...i could get SARS, leprosy or any other contagious disease. Therefore, i would recommend to the public to clean their toilets often so that everyone can have a good shit.
Another reason is that, poor people could earn some mopney doing this stuff. Hopefully, they might find this job very interesting indeed then, they couldfeel the immense satisfaction of fixing cams in the bowl without worrying about the shitty water in it!!!
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