why free essays are good

Free essays are good because they help people like me, who aren't necessarily dumbasses, to slack off when we feel like it. when a paper is due at the last minute and you're tired then you get a free essay. so yay. cheers for the slackers and rule on dudes. alright so i need like two hundred more words. that is exciting. i wonder what words will i write down. i wonder if anyone will read this actually. if you are then you ahve no life and you should go eat more chicke...