what's in a name

what is your name? John.....David....Mary? Something ordinanry? If so, be thankful that your parents had the good sense to choose that instead of something that might have plagued you for the rest of your life, causing deep psychological damage and giving you an inferiority complex big enough to fly to Concirde through.
Choosing a name is not like choosing a new pair of curtains. It is very serious business indeed - far more serious than most parents realize - and, as such, shou...