What Real Life is Like

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· If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
· A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
· Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
· For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
· He who hesitates is probably right.
· Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
· No one is listening until you make a mistake.
· Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
· The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to press on it.
· The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
· To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
· To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
· Two wrongs are only the beginning.
· Work is accomplished by those employees who are still striving to re...