What Men Can Learn from Women

Sometimes the similarities between men and animals are scary. The preconceived idea of getting a new dog is exciting. You imagine taking your dog for a walk through the park. He looks up at you with those attentive eyes waiting for your lead. His coat shines brighter than the sunlight off the ocean during summer’s twilight, while his manicured nails reflect on the pride the owner takes. As you encounter friends or acquaintances, they remark on how attractive and well behaved your new dog is. The reality of this fairytale is that long hours of frustration, days of resistance, and months of training are required to make this dream come true. Even with all the blood, sweat, and tears poured into your new dog, there is no guarantee that the net result will replicate your original vision. Thus, there are many lessons a woman has to facilitate to assist a man to walk on his own two feet.
One night, I went over to the apartment of a fellow co-worker. We were going to have a few cocktails...