What am I?

This is not an essay. This essay was created to say nothing so that I could find one that pertained to some other information. I want everyone to know that I am very sorry for this. I wish I had something more than some bs but at this point in the semester I know I am not the only one to do this.
WEll anyway, how is everyone? I am fine. How about that Michael Jackson fella? He did it. But...