Vegetarianism

I am a vegetarian. I don't remember the rest. It's something about the three ways that being a vegetarian has changed my life. Probably like, I am healthier, I have a cleaner conscience, and I'm doing something to help protect the earth. Sounds good, right? I think all pork smells like blood. I like soy and tofu and veggie burgers. My life is good, I've lost weight, and I can look cows in the eyes. Is that it? Am I at 250 words yet? I just...