To Bike or Not to Bike

In the course of human affairs, there comes a time when all ask themselves: Am I the driver, or am I the driven? As simple as the question may appear upon first inspection, further reflection reveals that the answer one chooses may in fact be false.
With this in mind, my fellow Angels and I have embarked upon a world-wide crusade to answer this riddle. Are we the drivers--leaders--in our social culture, or are we the driven--followers of the oracles of our present day representative republic? Closer examination of the facts and circumstances of every-day life yields clues--that when pieced together form the baddest shift-kit that any son-of-Hog-kickstand every tread under his golden toed leather boot.
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