This was just to get in for free

this is an essay im writing on getting into this site for free, mind you this speech took me all of about 20 seconds and will show you that the way to get stuff is to bludge not to work hard, rock on!.

and then i went to the house of a cow and he told me to go away so i said "hey you cow dont tell me what to do or ill put a shotgun to your head and that'll be it for you" and he said try it u fat.... person ill stick...