The third man is good

First impressions of Rachel are blonde, blue-eyed and a perfect body. Anyone would think she was HOT! But no, not all is flawless on Rachel’s body, Rachel’s little finger is the most pathetic, withered away excuse for a finger we have ever seen. Unfortunately for the other competing females around, this is the only fault we could find in Rachel’s immaculate image. You would think that Rachel has dedicated much of her grown life to working out in the gym, and running laps of the tan. This couldn’t be further from the truth. It is true Rachel “Freeman” De Campo used to ace the hurdles, bound down the 100m track and spring around on the gym mat. And during summer her and I played tennis and when it got over 25 degrees Rachel or David would whip out the wet hankies to tie around her neck and head. Which was a really great look, considering the Melbourne players used to regularly run past and glimpse in our direction. I think it is safe to say that the only thing that Ra...