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THE TALE OF THE TERRIBLE TWO

Once upon a time there were two brothers. Their names were Jerry and Mikey. They were separated at birth. Jerry grew up in New York and Mikey grew up in a house in Los Angeles (L.A.). Jerry had a friend named Z, but Mikey had no friends. Jerry couldn’t afford much; he had to use old furniture, which he found, at the city dump. Mikey had lots of money and a good job. Jerry had a job with reasonable pay. Jerry was 7’4” tall, with black hair, Elvis sideburns, glasses, brown eyes, skinny, with some muscles, and wore a plaid shirt. Mikey was 6’3” tall, blonde hair, wears sunglasses, dark green eyes, and wears blue baggy pants a grey shirt, with red sneakers that has lights that flash, and he’s average weight.

One Friday, the morning edition newspaper arrived in both Jerry’s and Mikey’s front bush. They came out and picked up their newspaper in their pyjamas. On the front cover was and ad for a “GOLD HUNT”. Both of their eyes lit up, as they let out a big sc...

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