The tale of the naked sex machine who so desperatly seeked marraige

A long time ago there lived a horse named Herald. Herald was a very brave horse with many friends, the only problem Herald had was that he never thought about anything he did. One day, when Herald was playing with his friends, they came across a lake, getting very excited Samantha (the frog) jumped right in, not far from her was Ronald (the wizard). Watching them splash and play, Herald started to become jealous of their ability to swim, feeling left out, Herald jumped in to the lake without thinking. Because he didn't know how to swim something had to be done fast or he was going to d...