The SUV Solution Satire

The SUV Solution
Today’s automobiles are getting larger, faster and more capable. Some would argue that these advancements are unnecessary and the cars will never be put in such extreme conditions. However, there are some remedies to these problems facing today’s drivers. Placing potholes, giant rocks and other obstacles in the road allow the drivers of these extremely capable cars, trucks and SUVs to use their car to its full ability. Remove all highway, street, and direction signs so that when people get lost they can use their On Star and GPS to help them find their way.
Adding obstacles to the road will not hinder drivers, but rather allow them to use their extremely capable vehicle to its fullest extent. Naturally we would not punish those who purchased the smaller, less capable car, by adding debris to all the roads; there would always be one debris free lane. However, only those cars that couldn’t handle the normal roads would be allowed to drive on the debri...