The Sci-Fi Channel Rant

SOMETHING utterly disturbing happened to me a few moments ago. I was sitting here, on my couch. I was minding my own business. Not bothering anyone. Enjoying a tub of ice cream. Not asking for trouble. Suddenly...without warning...

Perhaps a short bit of background might be helpful. In the United States of America, where I currently reside, they have a cable TV network called 'THE SCI FI CHANNEL'. This channel caters to the Science Fiction 'BUFFS'. Programming such as 'STAR TREK...