the nature of man (in relation to the notorious 'boy look')

man is really quite an interesting character. known for the 'boy look' which makes him unique and differentiates him from the woman species. for example if a man is asked to please get the mayonaise out of the refridgerator he will merely open the door of the fridge, blankly stare at it's contents for no more than three seconds and then close the door and shout back in reply that we are out of mayo remind me to get some next time i'm down the shops. on the other hand, when a woman looks for the suaght after object she will open the fridge, scan the contents vigorously and if this does not prove fruitfull she will systematicall SORT THROUGH THE ITEMS IN THE REFRIDGERATOR UNTIL THE MAYONAISE IS FOUND. if it is not then she will reply that we don't have any mayo i'll write it on the shopping list and you can have something else instead this time. if the man has looked prior to the woman, he will be the object of much humiliation from the nearby successful woman and will face taunts like n...