The life and times of Jesus

Jesus is good. Jesus loves us. He is a very nice person, and is coming back sonn so make sure you look busy.
He started life as a carpenter with his mummy Mary and his Daddy Joseph in bethlehem. Then when he was 12 the angel gabriel told him he was the son of god. This scared the bejesus out of him and he went into hiding til he was thirty.
Then we he reamerged, he got into a gang called the disciples, which he eventually went on to be the don of. They caused all kinds of trouble, going out and changing people clean healthy water into wine, which resulted...