the irony

He had a dog. It had blue eyes. It was red. It was sleepy. It went to sleep. It read a book. It cried. It hated school. It loved music. It danced all night long. It had a cow named moo. The reminisce of time saved by a little dog is amazing. The cows eat grass twenty-four hours a day. This is unmatched in history. It said, "Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo. H...