the flight of my anus

This was a lonely night, in the sack ship of the french federation, when sudenly it stumbles upun a a disturben calll from the ship's radio, it was the polonia, it has been attack by the german aurabians, captain north decides to investigate de ocurrence ... to see what exactlyis that attack the polonia in the middle of the ocean we call ... the anus...
when the sack ship reach where the incident happen, there were only traces of wood flotin around an smoke, with the stench of blood in the airn.. captain north was devastated he ...