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I am a great humanitarian. I hate death. I have developed a plan to substantially decrease the number of people who die every year.
There are 6 billion people in the world today. There is very little we can do for them - they will all die some day.

Many, however, will live long enough to have children. Thus, 6 billion more people will come into the world. And they will eventually die to, but not before they bring another 6 billion people into the world.

The solution is clear - we must drop nuclear bombs on the entire planet. The people who die in this act will be unable to have children, children that must, neccessarily, die some day.Why I am a Great HumanitarianHitler was a champion of animal rights. He was a great environmentalist. He took a nation in crisis and restored it's pride....