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Beavis and Butthead Ensucklopedia

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Butthead by Beavis.
He's pretty cool. He hangs out a lot and watches TV. Or else he cruises for chicks. You know, he just keeps changing the channels and when a hot chick comes on he'll check out her thingies. It's pretty cool. Hey, check this out. "The pen is mightier than the sword." Wait. Wait. "The penis mightier than the sword." That's what I got, heh heh heh m heh. Writing's cool!
Beavis by Butthead.
He's a poet, a story-teller, a wuss, a fartknocker, a dillweed, a doorstop and a paperweight. Huh huh, and he's a dumbass. Plus he's a real wuss. He's never gotten any. He lives at home with no wife and no kids. Just his pet monkey, huh huh. Beavis has won many awards, including my foot kicking his ass and my fist in his face. Even though I let him hang out with me, it doesn't mean I'm interested in dude, or anything. Mostly I just keep him around so I'll look even more studly around chicks. Compared to him. Beavis, I mean....