The big bang

Once upon a time, the was a little furry hamster, walking along the village path. As he hobbled along the cobbled path, little did he know, that a little way up the crowded street, was another furry hamster. As they both jostled through the crowds, walking, un-knowingly, towards eachother, they unexpectedly bumped into eachother!! Tiko, the male hamster, fell to his feet, whilst Tikka, the female hamster, rubbed her sore head. After nursing her forehead, she looked down to find Tiko, rubbing his bruised backside!! She gasped, "My! My!" Her hands covering her mouth in shock. She bent over im and offered Tiko her haand (not in m...