Swimming

P.E. Essay
Swimmin by Rex

Ma favorit sport is swimmin. I like it cos you can get a’ wet, and go really fast in the water. There is 4 strokes in swimmin, the front crawl, the breast stroke, the back stroke, and the butterfly stroke.
Ma favorit stroke is the front crawl, cos thats the wan what they do on the telly, and you dont look like a fanny when you are doing it.
Ma second favorit is the back stroke cos it is the same as the front crawl but you do it upside down.
Ma next favorit stroke is the breast stroke cos it has the word breast in it and I like girls jugs! To do the breast stoke you need to pretend your hands are shuvels and you need to shuvel the water behind you but I cant really explain cos its too hard. With your legs you need to do froggy legs, this is why sometimes you can look like a fanny if you do the breast stroke.
The butterfly stroke is shite naebody kens how to do it. Its too hard. I dont like it.
To do swimmin you need to go to the swimmin pool. ...