Super Hero

It was an average day at Georgetown Swim

Club. Super Lifeguard LB was doing her

normal duty, guarding the recreational

swimmer’s lives. She was truly the best

lifeguard there ever was, no one ever

questioned that. The only thing that could

destroy her were the dreaded “Goggles of

Death.” Dressed in the proper attire, her

lifeguard bathing suit, sunglasses on,

whistle on neck, and of course the fanny

pack of First Aid Materials was tightly

secured around the lifeguard at all times.

LB was the model lifeguard. All of the male

lifeguards wanted her, while all of the

females wanted to be her. (Myself included)

Obviously, there would be one lifeguard so

jealous and envious that she would do
anything to destroy her. That person would

be none other than the malevolent and

iniquitous, Shirley.

Shirley was the m...