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5,4,3,2,1 Coming to you live from the Alps Mountains, here’s your host Gina Ringe.
(Gina) Hi this is Gina Live, coming in from the Alps Mountains. Here with us today is a very cold hiker lets ask him some questions. Hi kind sir what are you doing out here on this cold day?
(Man) Yes why hello Gina I was just climbing along, then you came.
(Gina) Yes well how old are you?
(Man) I'm so old I can't even remember.
(Gina) Well okay then. Here are a couple more questions for you.
(Man) Oh boy here we go.
(Gina) Why do you have grass in your shoe? Why don't you have socks?
(Man) Shoes? Socks? What is this kind of language?
(Gina) Well shoes are what I am wearing. They're made of cloth. Socks are what I'm wearing underneath the shoes they're made out of cotton.
(Man) Oh OK, I got it I think. You mean the things that are wrapped around your feet.
(Gina) Yes. Well, moving on…. Tell me a little about where you live. Is it warm or cold most of the time?
(Man) I move around a l...

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