Speech of mobile phone

"Hello. Speaking. Uh, excuse me but please call me later. Yes. Bye!"
I'm sorry for stopping my speech. Since I've got this mobile phone, I have been very busy. Do you own one yourselves? Whether you own it or not, be careful about it, because mobile phones are a new type of "weapon". They are also a new type of "pets"! Have you heard of that? No? OK. Listen to this!
The first key word of my speech is, "weapon". You may not have recognized that mobile phones are a kind of weapon, but they attack us anytime and anywhere! They attack us in two ways - physically and mentally. First of all, mobile phones attack us physically by electromagnetic wave. Professor Hiland at Woric University said electromagnetic wave weakens our memory, concentration, and health conditions.
Secondly, they attack us mentally by "eating" our time like "pets". Yes, the next key word of my speech is, "pets". Mobile phones are a kind of pet, a very selfish pet. You have to take care of them whenever they cry. You ...