So i could register

I wrote this essay so i could register. god damnit this essay has to be atleast two hundred and fifty words. Am i really just sitting here on my computer writing about this bs just so i can look for a topic for my next paper in my religious studies class. I gotta be the worlds biggest geek for doin this bull shit. I mean here i am writing this paper i wonder if anyones going to ever read this? If they do there just as big of a loser as i am for writing this thing. I am running out of things to talk about so two hundred and fifty words better start comin quick. How many words do y...