shotgun shells and tuna cans

Okay so I have had this long running battle with Florida Power.
>Florida Power is demanding access to my property to read my
meter. I said
>no problem. Tell me when you are going to be here. Nope they
could not do
>that. Can't give exact days. Like this is some great secret they
have and
>they are the CIA or something. So I said whatever and refused to
unlock my
>gate.
>Then they called me back and I said gave me an approximate date
the tech
>would be out there. This was a date range of one week. I said no
go. But my
>wife is home all the time between M-Th and Fridays she is not
there. Just
>knock on the door.
>We can't do that the idiot in customer service said. Why I asked.
>Well our techs do not have time to knock on doors and wait for
people to
>come to the door and let them in.
>I asked what his real reason was. He said this was the real
reason. I think
>I have worked on the phones enough and know enough from my
explorer days to
>tell when someon...