Shortened Decloration of Independence

The Declaration of Independence of the United States of America

It is evident that as we, an equal people, live it becomes necessary to sever our ties to you as our parent country so that we can ensure our natural rights granted by God.
God equally made men and granted them the rights of Life, Liberty, and The Pursuit of Happiness. People give consent for a government to uphold these laws and there fore have the power to change the government, but not over small pointless crap. History shows that people put up with a lot of stuff rather than fix it, however when it goes on for a while its their right to do something about it. The English King is guilty of this, and we made a list of some of the stuff that explains why were breaking up.
He thinks he’s above the law, even the ones that are good for the public.
He B.S.ed arou...