Series of Unfortunate Event

Hi my name is Joe. I got a wife and three kids, I work in a button factory. One day my boss came to me and said "Joe, are you busy?" I said "no." Hi my name is Bob. I got three sons and one wife, I work in the pants factory. One evening my mom came to me and said "Bob, how are you today?" I replied "I am fine." Howdy my name is George. I got a wife and eight daughters, my friend, Henry, works in a candy factory....