Satire on College Admittance

Ivy covered the copper entrance plaque engraved with “Gruber’s College Counseling, est. 2068”. Glossy from constant care, the leafy ivy vines dominated the original brick of the large, imposing building. Aware of the importance of their appointment, Henry jogged to keep up with his mother’s longer strides. They moved quickly through the constant flow of parents and children around the entrance of Gruber’s.
A chubby brown-haired boy of 8, Henry had to bend over to regain his breath b...