Satire of In Da Club

Choke and Croak IN DA Club (imagine the beat to 50 Cent’s In Da Club)
by lawlorbreeze

Go, run, push, drop ya fowty,
Go, smash, choke, shawty,
Gasp, gag, your skin a pretty gray,
We goin’ party, let shoes your face frey,
And ya know our lives aren’t worth a fuck,
Your termination tonight will come, with some luck.

(chorus 2x)
You can find me up in da club, bottle full of bub,
Look moma, we can resurrect if you into taking drugs,
I’m into taking Dante’s trek, I won’t make the last deal of the deck,
So come spray some pepper, then everyone can crush me like a leper.

(verse)
When I pull up front, you see my hearse on dubs,
Skull ride rolls twenty deep, twenty strechers push out of da club, don’t weep,
People heard I died and get eat by grubs, now at the funeral gotta show me love,
I be more pale than Eminem, and the hoes, they...