Russia

Once there was a little boy. He sat down on a log and thought about Russia. “I want to be just like Lenin when I grow up” thought the boy, but he soon realized the Soviet leader was a very sour and wicked man who had no regard for the people of his country. So the boy took a revolver and shot himself in the head as his blood oozed across the pavement another person came by to laugh at him. The sight was so hilarious one could not keep a straight face...