Really, Really, Patriotic People

How do you know that you’re a part of this patriotic movement sweeping the nation? Sure, you bought the flag, and maybe your uncle Billy Joe Bob from the biker gang known as the Spyders wears the U S of A flag-bandana, but where are you? Here I would like to share with you the 3 Easy Steps to becoming a true patriot. Now be forewarned, these steps may seem a little rash at first, but this is simply a test to see if you are ‘patrioty’ enough. Once you have accepted that you must love and honor your country at all costs, the next small factor you must accept is that anyone and anything standing between you and the title of most ‘patrioty’ in your local area can, and must, be eliminated.
First of all, get your Patrioty People’s Starter List from www.reallypatrioty people.com. First off, go ahead and make sure there is nothing on this list that is against any of your religious obli...