Put Women Where They Belong Satirical Essay

Today women run around screaming for their rights and about how they are created equal to men. They arenft created equal, and everyone knows that. Without men they wouldnft have anyone to take care of them, to open those jars that they are too weak to even touch. Women need to be put in their place. We need to go to extreme measures to set things right again.
First of all, and the most obvious thing that should be corrected, is that women should not be permitted to leave the house, better yet not allowed to leave the kitchen (except to fulfill their first of their two responsibilities as follows). The woman of the household only has two responsibilities: 1) to have children to pass on the family name, and 2) to cook for everyone. Nothing else is needed of them; nothing else should be expected. But this brings concerns: A frail, weak, helpless woman isnft capable of doing chores. She is too frail to stand for hours cooking, let alone can she handle a sharp knife, wh...