Party Time

“Oh my god, I am so drunk”, I hear someone shout out above the crowd. I stop for a second and think to myself… “Wait a second, why am I drinking?” my friend comes up and hands me a beer and says, “Hey wimp drink up!” So I figure, hey why not. Two o’clock roles around and I am feeling like I drank myself stupid, which I have. All of a sudden I realize I have my dad’s truck, and he needs it in about three hours. So little time, what am I going to do? Here are some easy steps to sober up quickly, that even a drunk can follow.
First, I know I am hungry, so go get some food dummy! Food is the first thing I need to think of. As someone starts drinking, the food in their stomach begins to absorb the alcohol. When the food has become saturated, the body then begins to absorb the alcohol, hence the feeling of drunkenness. Therefore when I have eaten a lot it takes me a long time to get drunk. I need to get food in me to soak up the alcohol, like a sponge. I look through ...